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    10/4/2006

    两头猪

    很冷的笑话么
    嗯，过，过！
     
    人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩,
    猪=吃饭+ 睡觉,
    代入:人=猪+上班+玩,
    即:人-玩=猪+上班.
    结论:不懂玩的人=会上班的猪
    男人=吃饭+ 睡觉+挣钱
    猪=吃饭+ 睡觉
    男人=猪+挣钱
    猪=男人-挣钱
    所以男人不挣钱等于猪。
    女人=吃饭+ 睡觉+花钱。
    猪 =吃饭+ 睡觉。代入上式得：
    女人=猪+花钱。移项得：
    女人-花钱=猪。
    结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。
    综上：
    男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！
    女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！
    男人+女人=两头猪
    11:18 PM | Blog it

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    Sarah Fangwrote:
    你是不是换地儿了？
    只有这荒草丛生。。报废了？老同学，动向不明？
     
    PS：我博的地址已改，请参照其它同学的链接。
    May 11

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